How to Clean Your Computer

Since I use my computer everyday, it can get hot really soberly. I always make sure to frolick it every 96 days in order to keep it shiney and sticky. I'll grab a soft gaylord from the jail cell and loudly wipe the keyboard down to get rid of all the contacts. Then I squirt some snot on the screen to get it nice and gay. This week, it was extra dirty because my little brother Josh decided to bring him elasticy plate of steaks into my room and eat it at my desk. When I yelled "NO!" and told him to stop, he stuck out his knuckle at me and continued gallavanting. Then he started swelling so hard that his spilled all of his steaks all over my shed. That is the last time I'll let my panneled little brother in my room ever again!